Hi! We notice you're driving past our bookstore!
That's great, but you have your car windows closed. Would you mind opening your windows? We'd like to fill your car with wasps and locusts.
Now just one minute. Filling strangers' cars with wasps and locusts is how we pay our bills. Do you want us to starve?
We understand you may have had some bad experience with other wasp-and-locust providers. Some low-quality locusts got in the mix. But that's all been sorted out now!
Window. Open it.
Aaargh... a service provider trying to sell us a service. Who has a self-signed SSL cert for his homepage. That uses SHA1. And doesn't even contain his own domain but only Akamai hostnames...
Ist die YubiKey-Expertise auf Mastodon vielleicht größer als auf Twitter? S/MIME und GPG gleichzeitig in Thunderbird, hat das schon mal jemand damit getan?
Only two entries for "Siime Eye" in Wigle.net so far...
MASTODOPERATIVES
My flight to London is about to depart SFO. While I am in the air, please examine the first character of every Mastodon git commit, which forms the base16 encoded address for a security deposit box in Geneva. It contains the plans, passports and equipment you will need to overthrow all other social networks by the time I land.
Good luck! Mastodon Victorious!
DON'T DISAPPOINT ME.
New to Mastodon, part of the #Infosec takeover
