joernchen @joernchen@mastodon.social

modern software development in a nutshell

Inbox zero only works if no one else is doing it. It’s a reverse ponzi scheme!

Boost if you agree.

https://mastodon.social/media/nO898qzxAIJHKyIvVKw

some people with #MirageOS background will meet tonight at raumfahrtagentur (gerichtstr. 15, berlin wedding) from 19:00 on... feel free to join us there

I need more followers! Particularly, cute bi or gay mastoguys 😏

Hey, any 2D game devs in my list? I need to learn me some non-web graphics programming

so if you are in #greece and would like to adopt one of the puppies, they are chipped and vaccinated, and i'd be delighted to make this happen!

*prays for internet magic*

if you're elsewhere in europe, ideally austria/germany, or close to there, i'd also be delighted to make this happen!

i just want them to have a chance at a good life... and i'm just one person, so i need your help to be able to help these pups in turn...

THANK YOU!

Fun #fact about #computers:
you might think that it's electricity and transistors that make them work, but really it's the eternally damned souls of programmers, bound to the software by forbidden dark magic!

Dear people who build more trustworthy&secure systems, please submit to the resilience track at 34c3 https://events.ccc.de/2017/09/19/34c3-call-for-participation-and-submission-guidelines/ -- I need your submission! :)

Come work with me and a bunch of crazy Germans! http://blog.recurity-labs.com/2017-09-06/work-with-us

Fucking Epic:

https://oneupsecurity.com/research/remote-code-execution-in-source-games?t=r
https://mastodon.social/media/sSK2wl1OgvQx6MeMD7o

Make each program do one thing well. https://mastodon.social/media/mNGHNRIeGC06vibgpmc

So, I've just been told that all Mastodon users are Communists.

Well, glad to be in your company Comrades!