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Inbox zero only works if no one else is doing it. It’s a reverse ponzi scheme!

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Goldeneye: voltage spike across some processors causes contents of data caches to be flushed to random addresses in memory

Diamonds Are Forever: after semiconductor fabs transition to carbon nanotubes, Project Zero researchers discover latent state hanging around in microprocessor components even after power is lost

Casino Royale: RDRAND found to be rigged
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some people with background will meet tonight at raumfahrtagentur (gerichtstr. 15, berlin wedding) from 19:00 on... feel free to join us there

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I need more followers! Particularly, cute bi or gay mastoguys 😏

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Hey, any 2D game devs in my list? I need to learn me some non-web graphics programming

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so if you are in #greece and would like to adopt one of the puppies, they are chipped and vaccinated, and i'd be delighted to make this happen!

*prays for internet magic*

if you're elsewhere in europe, ideally austria/germany, or close to there, i'd also be delighted to make this happen!

i just want them to have a chance at a good life... and i'm just one person, so i need your help to be able to help these pups in turn...

THANK YOU!

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Fun #fact about #computers:
you might think that it's electricity and transistors that make them work, but really it's the eternally damned souls of programmers, bound to the software by forbidden dark magic!

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Dear people who build more trustworthy&secure systems, please submit to the resilience track at 34c3 events.ccc.de/2017/09/19/34c3- -- I need your submission! :)

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I'm a bit shocked that quite a lot of people don't get the git/svn/hg vuln right.

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So, I've just been told that all Mastodon users are Communists.

Well, glad to be in your company Comrades!

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