Twitter's where we used to lie
Conversation has run dry
That's what's going on
Nothing's fine, I'm tootin'

I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel, I'm cold and I am shamed
Lying naked on the floor
Illusions never changed
Into something real
Wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is tootin'
You're a little late
I'm already tootin'

@joesteel I’m glad to see you can induce deep sighs on this platform, too.

@rmlewisuk there was more 🍆 miming in there than I had expected

@joesteel Have I ever mentioned how much I appreciate your humour, and your puns?

@MarcusP maybe but I’ll be a shameless jerk and say that you can feel free to mention it whenever 😬

@joesteel I just might. Half the fun of puns is watching others cringe.

@joesteel @Aleen I assumed when reading this without context that one of you had a Dunkin iced coffee.

@wickedgood @Aleen No, god no. I did feel cold and shame from my cold brew from Alfred Coffee, which had a fucking ad on it for Mini. 😑

@joesteel @wickedgood It's kind of genius, really. Throw an ad at people who aren't yet appropriately caffeinated and still susceptible to suggestion.

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