Who are some of the best accounts to follow?
@johngreen me. i am
@johngreen me buddy!
@Lumb he's not really all alone to dev Mastodon ^^
Wow this is Eugen erasure.
@Lumb I'm sorry I didn't get it :x
@johngreen my sweet asss b abe
@johngreen follow me.... into hell 🔫
@johngreen blimey, there's so many... When I was new I followed the public timelines and picked out anyone that seemed cool! But now I follow well over 1,000 people so I guess most people are best here? 😂
@johngreen prove you are the true john green and send us your SSN
lots of great suggestions in the replies, but here is a terrible suggestion: me. follow me.
@johngreen ʷᵉˡᶜᵒᵐᵉ Jᴏʜɴ Gʀᴇᴇɴ ˢᵉᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵒᵒⁿ
@johngreen any bofa account tbh
@johngreen follow my good friends bofa and ligma
@johngreen its me john. everyone agrees i am the most wholesome poster on this site; the most humble as well,
@johngreen meet me in the denny's bathroom and i'll hook u up with some bathsalts bro
@johngreen considering most of your stories focus entirely on white people maybe follow all 10 black and Brown people on here starting with me.
@johngreen pretty weird that you're still posting and ignoring this but don't worry this tea is cold.
@bridge Apparently, it was a spoof account all along.
@johngreen deez nuts
@johngreen me, i drew alf with big tiddies
@extinct is that... something I should be aware of?
@johngreen yes, big tiddy alf is a beloved and honored icon of the greater mastodon federation
@johngreen here you go, mr. green
@extinct uh wow, the name certainly was literal alright!
@johngreen he's a beautiful, busty creature who brings joy to all us tooters
@johngreen holy shit its john green i thought you retired from social media after you ranted about loving the taste of cock and balls
@AudreyJune AUDREY 💞
@AudreyJune audrey........ you're doing the lord's work
Just trying to help new users find their way around!
@AudreyJune Awww, wow, I am so honored to get a shout out from you!
We can only hope that John takes this recommendation to heart. To his cold cold centrist heart.
Follow me, noted author John Green
@johngreen me. Also I like yours books lmao. Okay now I’ve flattered you, follow me and boost my ego. We can drink tea together in a tree. Unless you like brie, in that case you can’t drink tea with me.
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