one time i got so mad at a gender form i made a website about gender forms

Testify, brother.
He was a man of few words.
Over his face, a thoughtful, yet resolute expression danced.
"Today is going to be a cunt" he thought, the vulgarity of his vocabulary, matched only by the garishness of his choice of outfit

Me: "Hmm. I'm feeling particularly depressed tonight, even by my high standards. I know! I'll cheer myself up by watching an episode of Bojack Horseman! It's funny!"
Me, 25 minutes later: "*Sob* WHY DO I NEVER LEARN?" The extraordinary thing about Red Dwarf, from a purely technical point of view, is that (in the early days, particularly) nearly every episode was a Bottle Episode. Grant & Naylor were just fantastic.

If Turing doesn't romp home with this, I am going to Properly Kick Off (TM).
Tonight at 9pm on @BBCTwo I explore the lives and impact of four of the 20C greatest scientists and you can vote here to decide who is top . Not easy , Curie , Einstein , Turing and YouYou were/are exceptional humans . . .

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I generally despise the nonsensical meme of speaking-as-a-parent / just-you-wait-you'll-see / you-can't-understand-unless-you-have-kids ... but I have to say in all sincerity that the lyrics of "Still Fighting It" by Ben Folds means a lot more to me now that I have a child.

So many furries. Sooooo many. I still don't understand your subculture, but you all seem to be lovely, friendly people, so more power to you.

A quick reminder that my primary social media thingie is now and not Twitter. Mastodon is like a more powerful Twitter with fewer nazis, but with more furries. If you're not sure how to start with Mastodon, I'd be glad to help. Hit me up, bro.

Just discovered that removing the dust cover from's latest makes it looks a lot like an old Iain Banks novel, which was an unexpected but not unwelcome surprise.

Hell, no. Sorry, snowflakes, a line has to be drawn. There's NO WAY my daughter is ever going to be using that bathroom. If she finds out that "half leggings half dress" is a viable clothing option, she'll never wear anything else. SHE HAS ENOUGH CLOTHES FFS!
How would you feel about your child using this bathroom?

This is basically all I've ever wanted from life.
Tomorrowโ€™s episode is the last in the series. A bonus audience-less special in which @MrDavidReed talks to @ItsKevinEldon about comedy, punk and remaking kids TV classic Nationalist Vermin.

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