𝓳𝓸𝓱𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓮🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @johnnie@mastodon.social

Testify, brother.
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RT @Mowgzilla@twitter.com
He was a man of few words.
Over his face, a thoughtful, yet resolute expression danced.
"Today is going to be a cunt" he thought, the vulgarity of his vocabulary, matched only by the garishness of his choice of outfit
https://twitter.com/Mowgzilla/status/1085444786553798656

Me: "Hmm. I'm feeling particularly depressed tonight, even by my high standards. I know! I'll cheer myself up by watching an episode of Bojack Horseman! It's funny!"
Me, 25 minutes later: "*Sob* WHY DO I NEVER LEARN?"

.@SoozUK@twitter.com The extraordinary thing about Red Dwarf, from a purely technical point of view, is that (in the early days, particularly) nearly every episode was a Bottle Episode. Grant & Naylor were just fantastic.

Hooray! Another general election! Break out the celebratory bunting!

If Turing doesn't romp home with this, I am going to Properly Kick Off (TM).
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RT @ChrisGPackham@twitter.com
Tonight at 9pm on @BBCTwo I explore the lives and impact of four of the 20C greatest scientists #icons and you can vote here http://www.bbc.co.uk/icons to decide who is top . Not easy , Curie , Einstein , Turing and YouYou were/are exceptional humans . . .
https://twitter.com/ChrisGPackham/status/1084741940262916097

Oh god, I don't want to upgrade my webserver from Ubuntu 14.04 to 18.04. You can't make me!

Last time I did a server upgrade, I missed a crucial backup and lost years of data because I am a massive stupid idiothole. I am now scared of Digital Ocean's "Rebuild" command.

I generally despise the nonsensical meme of speaking-as-a-parent / just-you-wait-you'll-see / you-can't-understand-unless-you-have-kids ... but I have to say in all sincerity that the lyrics of "Still Fighting It" by Ben Folds means a lot more to me now that I have a child. #NotCrying #YoureCrying

So, this whole "leaving the house before sunrise" thing ... it's not for me. Not a fan.

This is an excellent summary of just what on earth Bercow (Order Be Upon Him) did yesterday, why it's a really big deal, and why it's not a big deal in the way you probably think it is: https://politics.co.uk/blogs/2019/01/09/parliament-is-now-at-war-with-government-and-it-s-winning #order #oderrrrrrrrrr

#ILoveTheNHS
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RT @bbc5live@twitter.com
This is why @robdelaney won’t stop talking about the NHS…

Download the whole interview with @SharonHorgan #HeadlinersPod w/ @theRealNihal👇 https://bbc.in/2FnWAna
https://twitter.com/bbc5live/status/1083307751122575360

Incredible death. Incredible.
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RT @AndyMcH@twitter.com
My new favourite comedian! https://youtu.be/avvyPqiauew
https://twitter.com/AndyMcH/status/1083261678509268992

So many furries. Sooooo many. I still don't understand your subculture, but you all seem to be lovely, friendly people, so more power to you.

A quick reminder that my primary social media thingie is now #Mastodon and not Twitter. Mastodon is like a more powerful Twitter with fewer nazis, but with more furries. If you're not sure how to start with Mastodon, I'd be glad to help. Hit me up, bro.
https://mastodon.social/@johnnie

Ooooh shiiiit! Bercow has arisen! He slumbers no longer! Prepare the sacrifice! #order #orrrrrrrrrder

Right. Free replacements for #Pingdom please - suggestions welcome.

Just discovered that removing the dust cover from @Beathhigh@twitter.com's latest makes it looks a lot like an old Iain Banks novel, which was an unexpected but not unwelcome surprise.

Hell, no. Sorry, snowflakes, a line has to be drawn. There's NO WAY my daughter is ever going to be using that bathroom. If she finds out that "half leggings half dress" is a viable clothing option, she'll never wear anything else. SHE HAS ENOUGH CLOTHES FFS! #ThinkOfTheChildren
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RT @KayaJones@twitter.com
How would you feel about your child using this bathroom?
https://twitter.com/KayaJones/status/1081749247169421312

This is basically all I've ever wanted from life.
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RT @InsideComedian@twitter.com
Tomorrow’s episode is the last in the series. A bonus audience-less special in which @MrDavidReed talks to @ItsKevinEldon about comedy, punk and remaking kids TV classic Nationalist Vermin.
https://twitter.com/InsideComedian/status/1081883200178343937

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