𝓳𝓸𝓱𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓮🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @johnnie@mastodon.social

Somebody set up http://www.isjacobreesmoggprimeministeryet.com/ please. I'd rather find out right away.

I am an old man and I don't know what a Little Mix is, but I hero-worship @NimkoAli@twitter.com with a Wayne's World level of absolute devotion, and I love this.
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RT @NimkoAli@twitter.com
I am in a music video with other incredible women. Yes me. Love @littlemix and the game changing stuff they are doing. https://twitter.com/LittleMix/status/1062783145689448448
https://twitter.com/NimkoAli/status/1062810838371831809

Gove? GOVE?!

The new oneplus flagship phone is called the Thunder Purple. Somebody was paid real actual money to make that decision. I, on the other hand, am not currently employed as a marketing strategist.

I do not understand the world.

https://www.oneplus.com/oneplus-6t

Hey, @askclydesdale@twitter.com Bank, just so you know, these are not the only two options.

Well now. That was absolutely excellent. I really do like where the show is going at the moment.

Herring is a cutting-edge pioneer, redefining what a podcast can be. There's literally nobody else in the world doing stuff like this.
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RT @BritishComedy@twitter.com
Richard Herring has launched his most obscure podcast series yet (we did try to stop him, but he's determined to clear a rocky field!) ... Stone Clearing With Richard Herring: http://bit.ly/2OAxsui
https://twitter.com/BritishComedy/status/1060615855824949248

"Tree Fu Tom" is rapidly starting to rival Big Finish for the title of "thing that boasts the highest number of #DoctorWho alumni outside of the show itself". Also, why is nobody talking about the fact that Sharon D Clarke was Rafiki in the original West End production of The Lion King? There is no way on earth that I'm the only Who fan who's also obsessed with musical theatre. I mean, I've met some of you so I know that's not true.

Today I saw a man wearing a MAGA hat. IN SCOTLAND. I don't think he was doing so ironically.
I have so many questions.
Q1: Why?
Q2: For the love of Zeus, WHY?
Q3: Where do you even get those? I presume he had to order it specially.
Q4: How the fuck do you ever acquire that level of blistering confidence? I don't know if you're aware, pal, but Scotland is not a huge fan of The Donald.
Q5: What if that guy was not a visiting American lunatic, but was actually a resident Scot? HOW? WHAT? WHY? halp

Remember in 2005 when you heard that Who was being rebooted with Billy sodding Piper and you thought "That'll be awful" and you were dead wrong?
Remember when they cast Catherine sodding Tate and you thought "That'll be awful" and you were dead wrong?
Remember when the new doctor was a 12 year old with a wonky face and you thought "That'll be awful" and you were dead wrong?
Remember when they cast Bradley sodding Walsh? Remember what you thought? Yeah, you were dead wrong.

I think I'm going to have to sit down and eat a Pringle sandwich.

https://youtu.be/q-NgNvq5e_g

#CrushCrushCrush #NyumNyumNyum

oh god it turns out i dont know anything about pi

or maths

or, possibly, numbers

HELP ME

Sweet Jesus. I should have taken the blue pill.
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RT @juliangold64@twitter.com
@johnnieingram Just point her at this and let her figure the rest out: https://math.stackexchange.com/questions/216343/does-pi-contain-all-possible-number-combinations
https://twitter.com/juliangold64/status/1056936034854989824

I mean, I'd already dug myself in far too deeply in that conversation. There's nothing like a conversation with an inquisitive child to make you realise how little grasp you actually have on concepts you had previously thought yourself pretty confident with.

Me, trying to explain Pi to my 5-year-old: So, because Pi goes on forever, every other number you can think of is inside Pi somewhere.
The child: Hmm. So, is Pi inside Pi?
Me: Omg that's the best question I've ever heard.

No shit, Caitlyn.

I'm so glad @NicoleAMaines@twitter.com is on Supergirl. The moment when Nia tells James Olsen "I am a transgender woman" is a really big deal. I wish it wasn't, but it really really is.
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RT @TheCWSupergirl@twitter.com
Time to stand up for what's right. Stream #Supergirl for free on The CW: http://go.cwtv.com/SPGPremieretw
https://twitter.com/TheCWSupergirl/status/1054492594674102272

Wow. #DoctorWho

It's not Susan.