johnny from nct
master hand except instead of fighting you it jerks you off
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today on am i having a breakdown or am i just tired
*sniffs your pee* hmm... perhaps some milk? oh, dear, youre lactose intolerant, right? *sniffs your butt* mmmm, youve left me a creamy surprise, havent you?
surgery recovery fuckin sucks i just wanted to pee by myself and i couldnt smh
from this day forward kpop is illegql which means im illegal take me away coppies
hmmmmmmm funny joke
do u ever listen to a song for an entire month on repeat nd then get annoyed but a couple months later you listen to it again and put it back on replay bc me rn
*eats ur smegma seductively*
hit or missshe took the fucking kids huh
my hand is swollen and im so out of it its fantastic
hahahhhwhhaahahahahHshahahahaahahshahhahahahahaha funny joke good one barb see you next wednesday
Skyrim Soup Saturday... Followed by Fingers in His Ass Sunday... I look forward to the weekend!
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