on a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
my head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night.
there she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
and I was thinking to myself
'this could be heaven or this could be Hell'
then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
there were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say
welcome to hoe smell gonorrhea
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