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please do not send me nudes i do not want your nudes i have nowhere to put them my room is a mess (platonic hog pics acceptable)

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*to the tune of the Nationwide jingle*
Bigfoot Tried to Eat My Ass ™

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i boost the toot, the toot i boost, upon the boosted toot i roost

genitals ment 

Accidentally put way too much baby powder on my junk and now my dick and balls look like a Victorian ghost

[youth pastor voice] we all love roguelikes and hate savescumming, but you know who managed to avoid permadeath so he could 'save' the 'scum'? that's right,

sarcastic discourse 

pretty fucked up that no one from blm has released a statement re: the c*mtown subr*ddit being banned, i guess that's left unity for you :thaenkin: :thonking: :thounking:

unfortunately i am unable to be gay, so i must do twice the crimes as penance

Goldman's new "free" typeface has a license that prevents you from using it to criticize Goldman Sachs.

Whoops

uspol 

ive never been a big believer in electoral politics, and i feel like history has largely shown that that’s the correct take... but i have to admit, watching the amount of effort they’ve put into suppressing the vote in Kentucky almost has me convinced that there must be something to it, otherwise why would they try so hard to stop it

"reform the police" 

The city of Albuquerque has been a test case for police reform since the cops murdered James Boyd in 2014. The DOJ stepped in, fired many of the officers, and has forced the APD to submit to federal oversight and adopt new accountability policies for the past six years. None of it has worked.

Valente Acosta-Bustillos was killed 3 months ago.

Max Mitnik was killed 2 weeks ago.

Clifton White has spent all month in jail for protesting.

All this time we've remained one of the worst places in the country for police shootings. Nothing has changed. I hope you'll think of ABQ when people urge you to push for reforms and half measures instead of abolition.

Mh~, meds 

forgot how sick I always feel the first week or two on new SSRIs

Making my friends sign up for encrypted email/messaging services so I can send them the link to Garth brooks first Facebook post , mmmthey are super mad at me for wasting their time

Making my friends sign up for encrypted email/messaging services so I can send them the link to Garth brooks first Facebook post , mmmthey are super mad at me for wasting their time

The Devil and Daniel Johnston are Raging Inside Me

remember that sales is just the business version of asking someone on a date so it’s okay to throw off the bathfitters guy at the mall by telling him sorry you have a boyfriend and walking away before he realizes what’s happening

thirstposting, ec, lewd (pretty revealing but not nude) 

it’s as lowkey comfy as it is highkey sexy

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the only 'ps' i care about, is the noise i make to attract cats

we should just replace all the torn down confederate/columbus/etc statues with new statues honoring the people who tore them down, that way we aren’t erasing history and stuff

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