@starseeker @sutter I second the motion of “red instead of yellow” as being a good idea - black and yellow is too close to being ancap - but this flag kick’s ass

When you just boosted 50 of your own toots in a row and see your follower count dropped by one

"Bear with me" I say, gesturing behind me to an actual bear

*scrawled in sharpie on the mastodon bathroom stall door*

Here I sit
attention craved
I tried to boost
but merely faved

what’s that? toots, you say... from my mufos, you say??? well,, don’t mind if i do!

*scrolls*

they don’t call me “mr bad toots” for no reason

the opposite of dog heaven is cat hell and that’s exactly where I’m going when I die

oh yeah i follow all the good mastodon accounts. scroobles? check. lasagna pete? absolutely. felony wife fraud? no. ffuck that guy. gorpzilla? heck yes. eugen? never heard of him

a lot of people talk about the victims of nazis and hate culture, but one of the major groups affected by nazis who are often overlooked is people who were born in the year 1988 and have to pick a different number to use for all their usernames and email addresses. talk about oppression! Do you know how har

*i am struck by lightning and turned into a crumbling pile of burnt dust like wile e coyote*

the only way to stop a bad guy with a gameFAQs dot com account, is a good guy, with a gameFAQs dot com account

trying to save my game before sending a risky toot, only to realize with despair that in real life there’s no save scumming

capitalist bunny joke:

q: why did the rabbit lose it all betting big on the housing market in 2007?
a: his financial advisor told him it was the HOP-portunity of a lifetime!

voting and praxis 

@Absolutely_Blakely they can’t all be winners (also what the rabbits financial advisor told him as they were shuttering their offices permanently)

capitalist bunny joke:

q: why did the rabbit lose it all betting big on the housing market in 2007?
a: his financial advisor told him it was the HOP-portunity of a lifetime!

alc 

*sudden realization* oh fuck i’m supposed to try to be HOT?!?!?

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