*Me, wearing a bulletproof vest, taking round after round to the torso but none make it through.*
Wow, I haven't gotten a single mortal chest wound in a while! I guess I don't need this now!
*I remove the vest and am immediately riddled with bullets, which never stopped being fired at any point during this situation*
(THIS POST HAS BEEN AN ALLEGORY FOR THE U.S. COVID RESPONSE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND ATTENTION)
Free speech absolutist fires employees for expressing opinions about him https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/17/technology/spacex-employees-fired-musk-letter.html
Went to a drive-in movie last night for the first time ever. Discovered that my car is uniquely ill-equipped for this task due to:
- Running lights that won’t shut off
- A 30 minute timeout on the accessory mode (and keyless, so it gets to override me)
- Requirement to start the engine after that timeout, which in turn requires applying the brakes and the blinding light that ensues
- Starting the engine turns on all the interior lights
Ain’t technology grand? Next time will take the 22yo truck
They seriously look like a bunch of box kites floating around the room, it’s awesome. Body image becomes a nonissue when everyone is a giant rectangle
he/him. software product manager type. sometimes drive a DeLorean, build Legos, post about parrots, always miss the 80s