jonnyborbs @jonnyborbs@mastodon.social

maybe this will be the year we do something about the guns

narrator: it wasn’t

😭

Went to a drive-in movie last night for the first time ever. Discovered that my car is uniquely ill-equipped for this task due to:
- Running lights that won’t shut off
- A 30 minute timeout on the accessory mode (and keyless, so it gets to override me)
- Requirement to start the engine after that timeout, which in turn requires applying the brakes and the blinding light that ensues
- Starting the engine turns on all the interior lights

Ain’t technology grand? Next time will take the 22yo truck

Also, I really enjoy Klingon opera. Fight me

They seriously look like a bunch of box kites floating around the room, it’s awesome. Body image becomes a nonissue when everyone is a giant rectangle

Romulan shoulder pad game is on POINT

These caverns are laced with kevinite…

and…

FISTRIUM

Hard pass, thanks

T’s and P’s, y’all. That’ll do it

also, who had the brilliant idea to fill every bridge console with sparks and cement chunks? “these’ll probably never explode, right?”