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Uptown girl
She's been living in a
Tilt-a-whirl
For ninety years now she's been
On that ride
All the other passengers
Have died
She's still inside

Whoa-o-o-Oh-o-o-o
Oh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Whoa o-o-Oh-o-Oh-o
Oh-o-o-o-oh-oh-ohhh

Vam-pir-ic hunger grows
For more centri-
fugic souls for my

Uptown girl
She's my uptown gi-i-irl
(Supplying victims to my)
Uptown girl
(Ancient carnivalan)
Uptown girl
(Torquing blood out for my)

@joshmillard
uptown girl
throwing up town giiiiirrrlll
(she is nauseous as hell)

@joshmillard just did a spit take and I wasn't even drinking anything

@joshmillard i've been thinking about this toot
for the longest time
whoooaaa whooaah-oohhh-ohhh

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