And you could go at this with a full-force interpretation of scathing satire, decide that the subtext of the song is an indictment of sexual entitlement and solipsism, a whole-ass parodic tear-down of the entire madonna-whore industrial complex, but i mean
@joshmillard ...nah, na-nah nah nah
@joshmillard The closest I got is:
1. Drop half the verses.
2. Gender flip
3. Link it to "She Bop"
@joshmillard "She Bop" has its own weirdness since the boys are possibly gay, but...
@cbrachyrhynchos Yeah, I can see exploring the territory of fantasy vs. reality there in this growing Ted Talk outline. Though as long as it's managing not to thread that weird "slut-shaming you, specifically, for appearing in the pornographic material that I, as a consumer of porn, expect *someone* to appear in" needle, it feels like it's on fairly solid ground. Cyndi doesn't seem to be expecting any reciprocity or mutuality or exclusivity from her jerkoff material, seems like a key divide.
@joshmillard One of the things I don't miss about the 80s is the high frequency of gags about boys and porn mags.
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