I've been saying "would you please get me my coffee" to my cat in different registers and cadences for five minutes now and she's still not getting me my fucking coffee
@joshmillard Are there multiple coffees? Maybe you need to specify which is yours
@pagrus I am the All-Quaffer, master of the known universe of coffee, entitled to every cup
@joshmillard Perhaps your cat was simply paralyzed by indecision, happens to me all the time
@joshmillard I’ve been trying to get Oliver to clean the house for years now
@joshmillard My cats can't make a flat-white, and they ALWAY misspell my name.
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