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I wish I was a little bit shorter
I wish I was a porter
I wish I had a girl with some bags, I'd transport 'er
I wish I had a client with some tight Samsonites like a luggage hoarder

@joshmillard I wish I was a little bit wider, I wish I had a slider, I wish I had a lunch I could munch on my rider, I wish I had a salad and a mallard and a... No, I lost it. Yours is better.

@joshmillard I wish I were of different dimensions, could change my surface tensions, I wish I had a chick that was thick in my mentions, I wish I had a length and a girth that was... No, I lost it again. You win.

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