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ROBBER: stick 'em up, this is a robbery
CLERK: are you fucking kidding me?
ROBBER: buddy, fucking kidding me is my middle name
CLERK: ...
ROBBER: ...
CLERK: i'm guessing that sou--
ROBBER: yeah that definitely sounded better in my head

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@joshmillard
C: I mean, "stick 'em up"?
R: I guess that's, that's-- [laughing]
C: Holy shit, just--
R: "Stand and deliver!"
C: [laughing] yes exactly
R: Yeah ok should I come in again or
C: Let's, let's maybe
R: Yah ok, maybe tomorrow
C: Yeah this was a wash

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