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Josh Millard @joshmillard

It's the first Post-Boom Saturday on masto, let's all try and bring the chill weekend version of our A-Game

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@joshmillard Can I still talk about how I have to do a lot of dishes today, but ALSO don't want to?

@pts yes but you gotta make it a little weird and/or include a cat picture

@joshmillard @pts Everyone wants a revolution, but no one wants to wash the dishes.

@joshmillard (don't say butts, don't say butts, don't say butts) BUTTS! Damnit.

@joshmillard Hope I didn't ruin the chill with my OATMEAL DISASTER story.

Better chill: Watching the mist rise up out of the forest to meet the low clouds.

@susannah @joshmillard

The Oatmeal Disaster story was full of suspense! For a while there I wasn't sure that you were going to get any breakfast at all! :worried: But then at the last second, saved by eggs and tortillas! whew! Feeling very relieved! (But a little worried about tomorrow morning. Try to have some leftovers around. I had Pad Thai, myself.)

#BreakfastThrillers

@joshmillard no pressure. it's not like if we fail we'll be cast back into the writhing pits of surveillance capitalism.