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who has two thumbs and a class 1 laser device

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@joshmillard I want one >.>

but then I would *soon* be able to say "who only has one thumb and a class 1 laser device"

@wxcafe i like that a lot of effort has gone into making it difficult to cut your own thumb off with this particular device, that's a kind of value that a clumsy asshole like me can appreciate

@fobo I CAN ALWAYS CARVE MYSELF SOME NEW ONES