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Quaternary Matrix, Halftone Dots
oil on canvas, 24"x24"

Apparently I wasn't done for the day.

Quaternary Matrix, Color Digits
oil on canvas, 24"x24"

Should this have been Sideboob Squarepants? I feel like that's a stronger variant, I just saw the word "underboob" earlier and got free-associating and tooted immediately.

Trapezoidal Prisms, Side Section
oil on canvas, 20"x16"

What is a man? A miserable little pile of Sucrets!

@cat WaaAAake uuUUp. WaaAAkkKKEE UuuPPPPp...MiiIIsssTTEErrr sssSSHHUMMMmmwaAAAY

I should have taken a picture when I saw this, but there is for really reals a business in my neighborhood with a sign on the back door that says, inter alia:

Rear entrance
Please come

Q: DID YOU KNOW A DOG ONCE WROTE AN EPIC POEM ABOUT UPC LABELS

A: YEAH IT WAS A BARK ODE

Finished quartet of 24"x24" oil paintings:

Unary Matrix
Binary Matrix
Ternary Matrix
Quaternary Matrix

Proposal: Good Attitude Bot, which just utters random toots of the form "Hi, I'm Dave Foley, and I have a good attitude towards [verbal noun ending in -tion].