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if you were gonna kill someone and take their gun out of their hand you'd probably take it while their body was still warm and rigor mortis wasn't anywhere near setting in

A linguist's final manuscript is known as a schwan song

alright!!!

▱▱▱▱ MUSHY ▱▱▱▱

is an asset pack of neural network generated isometric tiles, for use in your projects. its a complete mess and i'm very proud of it. you can get it for free at -

everestpipkin.itch.io/mushy

That little Tom Petty sting right at the end of HAIM's "The Wire" just absolutely kills me every time.

a screenshot of a skeleton actually coming out of a cairn in Skyrim was not available at press time

Q: WHY COULDN'T HE-MAN TRACK HIS NEMESIS' ONLINE ACTIVITY
A: SKELE-TOR

She's a very linky giiiiiiiiiiirl
The kind who writes for Neatoramaaaaaaa

Why In The World Isn't Carmen Sandiego Responding To My Texts

I made a little thing on Glitch for making blackout poetry, so you can be emo on the internet faster and more efficiently blackoutpoetry.glitch.me

let's see what's in the ol' video game patch notes...

"slightly increased the sound volume of the character suffocation sound effects"

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