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ME:

CAR REVVING IN THE DISTANCE OUTSIDE: vroom

WIFE: Hrm?

Am I *comfortable* modeling nude? Buddy, I was practically *born* nude.

Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE FISHERMAN WHO INSTALLED A NEW STEREO SYSTEM ON HIS BOAT

A: IT HAD GREAT BASS RESPONSE

also I named Tifa "Bofa" and she's threatening to smash, well,

you know, I hadn't forgotten about the whole crossdressing seduction quest in the early bit of FFVII, but I definitely had forgotten the dialogue option "Whatever YOU want, daddy"

Q: HOW DO YOU CALCULATE THE AVERAGE FACTORY OUTPUT OF A LIST OF HOLY CITYS

A: MEAN THE SEES OF PRODUCTION

i love to keysmash

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New blog post: harihareswara.net/sumana/2019/ "Hey, You Left Something Out"

On the reply/comment pattern that goes (playfully or dismissively): "you did not mention the thing that I think should be mentioned. Therefore, something is wrong." What it's aiming at & what it misses.

somebody bought a fitbit and they used my email instead of their email and they've been trying several times in the last couple minutes to send themselves a verification email for it

and i briefly considered clicking the confirmation link so I could quietly surveil the arc of their current fitness initiative, but i feel like that would be wrong

i won't do you like that, Joshua G, whoever you are

but figure out your fucking email address

this seems like a “post this to masto” kind of bumper sticker

prequel song where Simon & Garfunkle go to a party at a friend's loft and are introduced to darkness for the first time and have an energetic discussion about civic infrastructure

lifehack: change your name to "updated terms and services" so your parents will finally unquestioningly accept you

why are millennials killing biden's unearned Onion-persona reputation

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