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Sleater-Kinney (Three Interlinked Wireframe Cubes)
stained glass, 18”x10"

one of the things I do when I'm home by myself is do a shouted impression of Fred Schneider talk-singing the lyrics of songs it's hard to imagine the B-52s actually ever covering.

Just e.g. hollering to the cats and no one:

you never CLOSE
your EYES!
any MORE when I KISS
your LIPS!!

there's no TEN
derNESS
like beFORE in your FING
gerTIPS!!!

There's someone in my neighborhood on NextDoor who has the same name as the guy who runs twitter but definitely in not the guy who runs twitter but IS kind of the sort of person who says shit on NextDoor that you'd imagine an alternate universe version of the guy who runs twitter would say if instead of being rich and running twitter he was just some grumpy schlub in Portland

Just found myself singing "Smooth Operator" to an empty room, but uptempo and in a major key and with hand claps, and let me tell you: it's a real bad version of Smooth Operator and I'm glad I'm the only one home right now.

Jawas are just a schismatic branch of never-nude Ewoks

honestly this is better than the last three or four Silent Hill games

Nice moose-sister-bite subtitle prank arranging, Blanco Niño, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaacked

MAN: doc i'm so depressed
DOCTOR: listen, they're doing an anniversary screening of Goodfellas, you should go see it, Joe Pesci is in it, he's very funny, it will cheer you righ--
MAN: funny how
DOCTOR: wh--
MAN: how is he funny
DOCTOR: I--
MAN: funny like a clown, is he a clown to you, what the fuck is so funny about him, tell me what's so fuckin' funny

you know this toot wasn't ready for prime time, i know this toot wasn't ready for prime time, but it's loose now and nothing in the world can put it back in its unfinished, ill-conceived cage

VW CAMPER VAN IN A KARATE GI, SHOUTING AT AN AMATEUR MECHANIC WHO IS ALSO WEARING A KARATE GI: stop trying to retrofit me and retrofit me

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