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MOBSTER: [is fatally wounded in mob shootout]
MOBSTER: [beholds a raven]
MOBSTER: [to raven] so what are you supposed to be, some kinda psychopomp?
MOBSTER: [turning to other dying mobsters] check this guy out, he thinks he's a fuckin' psychopomp
DYING MOBSTERS: [blood-choked derisive laughter]
MOBSTER: my ass, fuckin' psychopomp, get outta here

Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH MID-ORGASM
A: WELL, SHE HAD IT COMING

*staring into the middle distance, eyes fogged over in memory and longing*

whence dat boi

Aw this the fancy shots. Before blocking, during blocking, after blocking.

In truth I had to cut the corner of one of my mats off because this thing is too goddamn big.
#knitting #papillon #art #mastoart #fiberart #fibreart

Suzerain
oh Suzerain
oh Suzerain, baby yank my chain
Suzerain

this would be an okay name for a food cart but a galaxy brain name for a food cart that was actually a frankensteinian converted Suburu

you say tomato
i say clamato
you say potato
i say clamato
tomato, clamato
potato, clamato
bought a case by mistake

PIECE OF SOFT CREAMY CHEESE JUST BARELY SPEARED ON THE FORK OF A DISGRACED SENATOR AND COMEDIAN: ah, no, in fact you should refer to me as Franken's tine's *muenster*

moderating years of lefty discussion of the Trump administration means that whenever I finally get around to watching The Wire that scene with Stringer Bell talking about taking notes on a criminal conspiracy is gonna really have the air sucked out of it

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