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Just saw a reference to an ISA bus for the first time in probably 15 years and i'm slightly shook

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
You returned it for cash

this joke would have been better if I'd come up with some sort of Dark Tower reference for the last word but it is late and i'm not going to

Roland, Roland, Roland
Gunslinger's named Roland
Heads off he'll be blowin'
Rawhide

I put my hand upon your shoop
and then I doop you doop we doop

what idiot called it "failing to put out a bluray box set of The Facts of Life " and not "a dereliction of Tootie"

die a haiku, or live long enough to become a villanelle

take me down
to the parodized city
where the gloss is keen
and the words are witty

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