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Everybody suddenly having an absolute spike of collective anxiety is making me feel a little more functional and I feel kind of weird about that but I'll take it.

If you wonder why I, a person who already works from home and so who has no reason to be suddenly stir-crazy, am just shitposting up a storm today anyway, understand that I am sublimating the ambient anxiety of thousands of MetaFilter members through my brain and just be thankful that I'm splitting the resulting offgassing between here, birbsite, and at least three slack channels

Q: WHY WOULDN'T THEY LET ICARUS OUT ON BAIL

A: HE WAS A FLIGHT RISK

[pulls up in lightbike]

Get in, user, we're going tronning

you can't touch your face if you keep your hands busy by constantly wrestling with your demons

also we get borne back into the past for the very first time and it explains a LOT

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we finally find out how the green light on the distant shore got its name

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