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A horse is a horse
Golf course, golf course

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Any illustrators looking for a quick commission this week? I got $50 and a cute project for you.

Read my new paper, The Median Is The Message: Steganography In Residential Roadside Flora

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about 4 days ago i had this incredibly stupid musical idea and it keep hearing it in my head. it won't go away

so i've had to actually create it

i present to you: the
ELEANOR RIGBY BATTLE THEME

alright, good luck at the world masturbation championships, we'll all be pulling for you

hot stone
cold stone
bring along a creamery

Happiness
Is a warm--
yes it iiiiiiisssss--

BUUUUUU-UUUU-UNNNN
[red bean hum bao]
yeah you know that happiness

Corpse walks into a bar. Bartender takes one look and pours him a stiff drink.

Quaternary Matrix
oil on canvas, 24"x24"

My arm is sore.

Two recent paintings:

Binary Matrix
and
Ternary Matrix

both oil on canvas, 24"x24"

I'll do Unary Matrix some time soon just to fill out the progression. Thought briefly about Quaternary Matrix and that may just remain a thought for now because jeezy creezy i don't feel like painting 1024 distinct digits right now.

Just got a sneak peak at the FFXVI design docs and probably the biggest surprise is they've replaced Summon spells with Simone spells and basically all you do in the game is select "Simone" from the menu and then one of several women named Simone walks up and reads a short poem about e.g. cactaur

reduce the swamp over a steady heat until it thickens

It bums me out that Umberto Eco died before he was able to finishing developing a theory of full-on Otics.