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Josh Millard @joshmillard@mastodon.social

*falling deep into a meditative one-ness with the whole of the universe*

Dude, where *isn't* my car

c'mon scientists, make up your mind, is climate change real or is spring constant

For further information, please read my blog, Literally Whatever Forum Thread Is Open When I Start Typing

Had a half-baked idea earlier about the polar opposite of an ethical vegan, a like furious circumstantial vegan who wanted to like perforce exploit and kill animals willynilly but couldn't digestively tolerate dairy or meat

and they'd call themselves inveg and they'd be horrible on reddit and etc etc

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just remembered this thing I made a few years ago in which I wrote a program that, for each letter of the alphabet, draws every word containing that letter on top of each other, centering the letter in question static.decontextualize.com/ave

A couple of new works in progress. Going back to the Neo Megilp after some time away.

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Quaternary Matrix, Halftone Dots
oil on canvas, 24"x24"

Apparently I wasn't done for the day.

Quaternary Matrix, Color Digits
oil on canvas, 24"x24"

Should this have been Sideboob Squarepants? I feel like that's a stronger variant, I just saw the word "underboob" earlier and got free-associating and tooted immediately.

Trapezoidal Prisms, Side Section
oil on canvas, 20"x16"

What is a man? A miserable little pile of Sucrets!

I should have taken a picture when I saw this, but there is for really reals a business in my neighborhood with a sign on the back door that says, inter alia:

Rear entrance
Please come

Q: DID YOU KNOW A DOG ONCE WROTE AN EPIC POEM ABOUT UPC LABELS

A: YEAH IT WAS A BARK ODE