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Look, if you date a necromancer you need to assume you're going to spend a real amount of time hanging out with their skeleton minions. That's just being realistic.

@jplebreton At least skeletons don't have as much opportunity for smell. Give 'em a rinse every now and then and it's alright.

Now, fleshy minions like zombies on the other hand...

@jplebreton
wait wait wait
is there something you're not telling us about your partner...?

@lysandraws or about... ME!! [intense greenish underlighting appears suddenly]

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