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Bacon and egg roll with eggs from our own ducks, and a good coffee. Winning at Sunday morning.

Ok, let's try an experiment. You can use this page to sign up for Toot!:

It will remain open as long as I dare, and hopefully I won't run completely out of beta tester slots!

And remember, not everything works yet! Report bugs at, but remember to check if they are already there!

And now I'm getting hailed on. Outside is cancelled for today. Indoor funtimes ahoy!

@trentyarwood So great. I figure all of what I actually want will end up here eventually as all my good peeps come over. There's enough now for me to stay.

2 engine fire alarm means no more gym for me today. The universe clearly believes I should be home eating snacks and building a Mastodon instance.

if i worked in IT for a business whose slogan was ”down down” i would simply software update all the checkout machines at once

tweeters going to mastodon has opened my mind to new possibilities such as police going to fucking jail

Finding quite a good Android client if you're looking for one.

is pretty cool, actually. I don't know why more 3rd party Twitter clients don't start migrating to Mastodon. I mean, what's the point of sticking with a service that is actively trying to undermine you?

So uhhh every Coles store in Australia is closed because of an IT problem... in case anyone else is planning on venturing out in the freezing gale to buy some bananas.

@purserj @merospit @GordyPls Agreed. Like a /msg doesn't share with others… unless you accidentally leave off the /msg part or put the wrong handle first.
Which never happened :whistles-innocently:

@expectproblems Yeah, it has good/benign uses, but it seems to require too much discipline to be used consistently well by humans. Let alone those with bad-faith intentions.

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