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Guys. Guys.

The reason so many of us need glasses is because we’ve gotten away from Raw Sunlight. I’m designing goggles that actually focus UV directly *into the retina* and am ready for several million in seed capital. Who’s in?

@jquinby Only if these are NATURAL UV wavelengths, no filtering or modifying of all-natural, organic sunlight.

I also want a guarantee that these wavelengths are gluten-free.

@jquinby hm, i have some Distel seeds left here, i might could help with that?

@jquinby Wait, why the retina? Shouldn't the UV be focused on to the all-natural reiki acupressure points?

@cwood that comes in series b funding. Thinking big here.

@cwood @jquinby I’m with cwood on this one. Earlobes are the correct accupuncture points for eyesight.

Cut your hair, bathe your earlobes in the sun’s radiant love!

@jquinby focusing things into your eyes helps you focus!

That's just science