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last month joe completed 0km of surfing 🤺
last month joe completed 55km of walk 🕴️
last month joe completed 3km of kayaking 🧘
last month joe completed 35km of ride 🚴
last month joe completed 5km of run 🤾

I never made an post so here it is. My name is Joseph and I'm a poet, software engineer, wine maker, chess player, community queer nightmare. I am recently getting into surfing and hiking more and trying to grow a moustache. I will be posting about stupid tech things, pictures from travels and generally being a hardcore leftist nuisance.

Hi!

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it is our motive,
the ministry of plenty,
i don’t want children

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joe went for a kayaking today!
0.6km in 15 minutes around Lagoa e Carvoeiro!
🎄

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joe went for a walk today!
4.97km in 60 minutes around Portimão!
🐵

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My two
@didjoeexercise - checking if I am actually working out like I said I would
@rnghaiku - generating haiku based on absurdist literature, religious texts, and memes.

I would like to eventually set up the haiku bot as some kind of art installation where people can contribute sentences, stories or read haiku aloud to be played for others but I'm not sure yet.

Today I had my first surfing lesson and I can really see the appeal! I fell off the board so much I got dizzy, I am riddled with sunburns and my feet are in constant agony. I booked another session for Friday.

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the sight of the spheres,
in the universe its depth,
it occurred to him

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