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not exactly sure what i am supposed to do here

If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy taken. Happiness comes from SSRI's, not relationships

RT @emotaxi@twitter.com

bein a girl fuckijg sucks . why couldn’t i b born a jellyfish. no brain float in ocean n sting ppl . all i wnt

🐦🔗: twitter.com/emotaxi/status/123

RT @dril@twitter.com

scrolling on autopilot, mouth agape, clicking fav on all tweets with at least 1 or 2 funny words in them. zero human consciousness, perfect,

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dril/status/123222

mfs be like "who want me" but i just want a friend

thank god this only apple
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RT @dioramies@twitter.activitypub.actor
found out that typing “please sir” activates the 🥺 emoji no one talk to me
twitter.com/dioramies/status/1

thank god this only apple

RT @dioramies@twitter.com

found out that typing “please sir” activates the 🥺 emoji no one talk to me

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dioramies/status/1

RT @dumbricardo@twitter.com

nooooo dont be insecure i jerk off to your instagram pictures

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dumbricardo/status

RT @perennialgrief@twitter.com

@junnsie@twitter.com great job as julia gc captain almost compensates for being the unfunniest there

🐦🔗: twitter.com/perennialgrief/sta

Sometimes I go Tesco and buy alcohol to boost my self esteem when the cashier tells me I look young

who are the 300 randoms blocking me 😭😭😭

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RT @caithuls@twitter.com

No one wants to hang out with me anymore ever since I got a bad personality and became evil

🐦🔗: twitter.com/caithuls/status/12

they use the same @ everywhere and all I gotta say is their faved bandcamp albums kind of slap?

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I found my teachers mastodon lmaoooo

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