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I'm like the guy from Momento but way worse. Forget what knuckles are sometimes.

Dang, toot.cat people are posting cat pics? I'm on the wrong instance

An Extremely Goofy Movie is too fucking goofy. I don't want it. Tone it down to A Regularly Goofy Movie, then maybe we can talk.

Watched The Simpsons Movie for the first time in quite a while and it reminded me how happy I was when it debuted and I realized they didn't screw it up.

is it true that mastodon is actually a psyop created by hover and namecheap to spur people into paying crazy prices for hip domain names such as "balls.hypno.gongle.sigil", "godzone.fuck" and "will.i.am.shitner"

dog.cat exists and it is very disappointing

BTW: TOOT in Hebrew means Strawberry 🍓 & in plural form it's TOOTIM 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓 You're welcome!

Kendrick Lamar showing why you never commit to deadlines

No fashion trend will surprise me as much as the successful return of the crew neck sweatshirt

2007: twitter.com
2017: bingus.planet, gay.water.source

"It's so nice out. I should leave the office and work indoors at home" - me for some reason

okay, except @TrendingBot and @usercount. Those are utility bots and Actually Useful™

I want to join an instance with a no-bots rule. Only actual humans posting actual thoughts and interacting with each other.

Bots includes shit like Buffer, which ruined Twitter because people cared more about their brand than actually talking to someone else.

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