Why am I not asleep yet, even though I extremely need to be, is the real question though. Gotta start my new Mastodon account tooting in the middle of the night.
Okay look, it really sounds like I'm talking about farts, just saying.
@cycm Still not sure if talking about farts 🤔
@justkelly_ok i’m a real tootsman, it’s one of my callings in life
@justkelly_ok Hey! Elephant lingo is cute 😝
Also I wish I could go back to sleep 😂
@justkelly_ok Well look birds, they tweet and mastodons? Well...they love to fart.
@justkelly_ok no, you see, toot is highly sophisticated. only true tooters understand the deeper, hidden meaning behind the toot.