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*hours later*
Wow I suddenly feel really bad about making fun of Linux users for spending all their time doing kernel things when I was a teenager.

Yeah it's definitely graphics related I'd have started X by now if it wasn't.

I set *something* kernel-looking to build but I have completely forgotten what it was. I /think/ it's more graphics, but I'll find out when that finishes.

/me has a -10 in the Memory column

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hot take human intelligence is way more dangerous that ai in every way and no one wants to think of it that way while we build it continuously

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Fuck me the NTSC color space is clever.

So, YUV used the difference of blue and difference of red on the U and V axes - no difference on either meant no color, differences meant color.

NTSC rotated the color wheel 33 degrees for YIQ, I being on an orange/cyan axis, Q being on a purple/green axis, with more bandwidth given to the I axis. (Any Apple II user will recognize those colors instantly, and early Amiga users will recognize the first pair.)

The trick is that the I axis is really good at representing skin tones.

Here's a photo that the BBC used in their test cards, and then that same photo with the Q channel removed.

Why do that? *Two-color* TV - don't even try to decode Q, and use either orange/cyan phosphor or color wheels.
TCF_centre.jpg
testcardf-zeroq.jpg
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@Skirmisher pointed at this key on my keyboard and asked “is this a pigeon?”

Hit me with your favourite `fortune` files, I'm looking for some new ones.

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There's something lovely about having almost no processes running in order to keep a computer up

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The cask of armadillo send toot

Exciting plans for this evening's entertainment include installing Arch Linux and crying.

Nevermind I just sat on it, through hole pins are pointy

I was holding a μC and then I ate something and now I'm not holding a μC so I'm kinda worried that I just ate an esp8266

Not having a good short term memory is fun

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elves reproduce by amputating an extremity and then taking care of it for a couple years as it slowly forms a baby elf on the end, like a cactus cutting forming roots. the parent gets fitted with a prosthetic made of wood from the heart of the spirit forests. prosthetics are a sign of being a parent - a beautiful, well respected thing. also, elf babies look REALLY funky. like hi, i'm f'al'reauo''''fjall, i'm 12 in human years, and my arm is the size of my entire body

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seti at home? more like sweaty at home.

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Found this large and quality friend hiding behind the house, gonna hook it up to the SDR and see if it works tomorrow.

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If you are doing something to a bunch of files, perhaps a shell script like:

for i in *jpg; do something $i somethingelse; done

and want a simple way to parallelize this, try xargs, which I love:

ls *jpg | xargs -n1 -P5 -I% something % somethingelse

will run on five files at a time. I've used this trick two or three times today in re-synchronizing photos from two phones and a camera and an SD card and Dropbox. #xargs #shell #protip