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Hello! I am Colin, better known as kalonZombie. My hobbies include streaming and pen and paper RPGs, sometimes both at the same time. You can catch my streams at

twitch.tv/kalonzombie

and listen to my podcast at

boogiemanbuddies.podiant.co

If it helps to remind you, you can subscribe to my podcast using Google, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or the ever so reliable RSS feed.

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines - "Rich people blood is better quality than poor people blood because rich people are inherently better"

Vampyr - "Rich people blood is better than poor people blood because they can afford better health care and therefore their blood isnt as tainted by disease and filth, but you can help a poor person and improve the quality of their blood"

One of these viewpoints is far better than the other.

Wait a minute, I see something coming out of the Fortnite Black Hole and

Is that

Oh my god it is

OH MY GOD

ITS JEB!

I am up before sunrise to fucking get ready for a 13 hour work shift hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Ugh, the Yankees are going to win the World Series again, arent they?

Controversial opinion 

Okay so I am playing Titan mode on GOW2 and that hand segment immediately following the fight against Zeus is straight up mean.

PS2: CHECK OUT THIS SPECTACLE
PS3: CHECK OUT *THIS* SPECTACLE
PS4: Check out this quiet introspection.

I like that in GOW2 after you get bitch-slapped by a statue the size of a skyscraper you basically have only a few scratches.

I should resume playing Dragon Quest 11 in the meantime...

Likely a stream will be happening Tuesday. I'll be resuming my Ratchet and Clank stuff, finally, and play Going Commando.

Good news.

I saved myself $200 by finding out what was going on with my PS3 capture.

Better news.

I might start streaming on a regular basis again.

Bad news.

Won't be today that I start since I'm pretty busy with Boogieman Buddies stuff all day.

I'm not going to bother with preview images or video descriptions anymore. Nobody watches it and my channel has long since stopped being an LP channel. It's just a stream dump now.

Maybe I should like

upload all these streams I've been sitting on for 6 months.

A reminder that women aren't allowed in the MLB because one time a woman struck out Babe Ruth and they couldn't let his ego get hurt so they just don't let them in.

Apparently @greatjoe doesn't know about Twix Italian, the poor man.

Yoshi is a horse. He has all the traits of a horse.
*Saddle.
*Comes in many colors.
*You can ride him.
*Shoes.
*Long, sticky tongue.
*Lays eggs.

Trying to work up the nerve to call a guy and set up a job interview.

I've moved past the "thinking about it really hard" stage and entered the "I feel like I'm going to throw up" stage.

So, progress.

work- 

Just because my girlfriend has given me a fursona does not make me a furry. That's all her fault. Blame her.

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