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listen up, everyone! Some best practices on here:

โ”โ”“
โ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฒ on
โ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฒโ•ฒ this
โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฒโ•ฒ website
โ–”โ–โ”—โ”›โ–•โ–” we call it
โ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒ
THE TERLET
โ•ฑโ•ฑโ”โ”ณโ”“โ•ญโ•ฎโ”โ”ณโ”“ โ•ฒโ•ฒ
โ–”โ–โ”—โ”ปโ”›โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”—โ”ปโ”›โ–•โ–”

I did laundry yesterday and while I was putting the clothes away, someone made a cover fortress

Me: Iโ€™m cool
Also me: if the 8 qt instant pot doesnโ€™t go on mega sale for Black Friday, I will FREAK OUTTT

Happy Halloween, Mastofam from my son, the pooping skeleton
๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ’€

who else is waiting for their municipal election results to crack off some nazi jokes about Faith Goldy?

HAPPY TERRACE HOUSE OPENING NEW DOORS PART 4 (THE HORNY RECKONING) DAY EVERYONE!!!

@karengeier I stayed to the bitter end. pour one out for the bofa boys and gals and enbies

Sad that BOFA has come to an end, but they can never take Alf with big titties away from us

I moved over to @karengeier@bofa.lol mainly because of the Alf titty emoji

so the trailer for season 2 of American Vandal is out and the villain is a person who goes by the homophobic term "The Turd Burglar" so, uh, that's a thing youtu.be/jwrr6aIWeus

doctor, doctor gimme the news, I've got a bad case of piss on shoes๐ŸŽถ

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