Karen M. Steiger @karenmsteiger@mastodon.social

Two new poems up at The Midlife Crisis Poet. This week we have a very mysterious flight delay, and I finally answer David Bowie's question, "Is There Life on Mars?" #poetry #poetrycommunity http://www.themidlifecrisispoet.com/

Three new poems up at The Midlife Crisis Poet: this week, we have a woman's final secret; a date with John Dillinger; and my summer memories. http://www.themidlifecrisispoet.com/ #poetry #poetrylovers #poetrycommunity

Tired of your family? Tell them you need to read three new poems at The Midlife Crisis Poet. This week, we've got evil wedding coordinators, an elderly mountain climber, and the menacing wolves of my dreams. #poetry #poetrycommunity http://www.themidlifecrisispoet.com/

Two new poems up at The Midlife Crisis Poet. My plan is to bring America together again by leading people of all walks of life to my site, and they can all say, "I guess that was okay." http://www.themidlifecrisispoet.com/ #poetry #poetrycommunity

Three new poems up at the Midlife Crisis Poet. Go check it out...it's where ALL the secret recipes are located: http://www.themidlifecrisispoet.com/ #poetry #poetrycommunity

Three new poems up at The Midlife Crisis Poet. You should read them...all the cool kids are doing it: http://www.themidlifecrisispoet.com/ #poetry #poetrycommunity

Two new poems up at "The Midlife Crisis Poet." Years from now, literary critics will call this my "Okay Period." #poetry http://www.themidlifecrisispoet.com/

Three new poems up at The Midlife Crisis Poet after a break for vacation. They're all pretty silly this week, but tough times call for silly poetry. #poetry http://www.themidlifecrisispoet.com/

Two new poems up at The Midlife Crisis Poet, authored by a high-ranking, anonymous official: #poetry http://www.themidlifecrisispoet.com/

I love my Subaru, hate Subaru commercials: "Hipsters learn from a wise blind man how to REALLY SEE!!!"

Instead of figuring out what he wants for dinner, my husband is reading me every news headline on the internet.

My culinary complaint: Burgers are too damn unwieldy now. i should start my own restaurant called "Burgers You Can Pick Up With Your Hands."

I thought I was stroking my dog's paw with my foot. Turned out it was his face. He didn't even protest...what a good, patient boy!

Great British Bake Off is kind of my vision of Heaven--a diverse cast of pleasant people in a beautiful pastoral setting making delicious things, and yeah, there's the competition aspect and the judging, but overall, the stakes aren't super-high.

Why I screamed when we opened the garage door this evening. I just...wasn't expecting this.

Three new poems up at The Midlife Crisis Poet. At the state fair, you can get them deep-fried and on a stick: http://www.themidlifecrisispoet.com/

Happy National Dog Day!