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@kathleenmenard If you don't respond to such a moronic question with at least a level 7 sarcastic reply, there is something wrong with you.

why do people ask if I've died my hair when it's bright purple. if you're silly enough to ask, I have no reason not to throw some sarcasm your way.

I have been awake for like 10 minutes and I've already burned my finger on a hot tool

Edit: April 21st. Apparently I'm bad at dates.

Morning, lovely people.

You have a right to your space. Yes, this is a social platform, but you do not have to interact with anyone you don't want to.

You are not obligated to anyone. You get to decide what makes you comfortable here.

Ya know how some people are re: Target? They go in for one thing, get casino syndrome, & leave hours later with $200 worth of stuff?
Same, but with drug stores. Go to Walgreens to get body wash, fast forward one hour & $50, I stagger out with bags of hair product & nail polish & every BandAid in christendom.

there's something very comedic about two young gentlemen sitting in an open top mustang convertible with short sleeves in Portland, OR. mostly because it's 50 degrees outside and it's Tuesday.

this is the first time I've noticed how bad I smell after a brief haitus with the shower.

does anyone actually think Coachella is about the music and not a way for corporations to market and sell their products on social media?

Fun bird fact: Birds can go wherever the absolute fuck they want!

cuddles aren't always provided when he plays fortnight, but today they are

having a twin sister is very difficult when they hold the believe that they control your life.

@Naxjns She's a pretty lady!

Her coat is actually super interesting, it's a result of X-inactivation and only common in female kitties.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortoise