my current boss guessed that i'm going on a job interview tomorrow and i feel like she jinxed me but IM SO NERVOUS AND EXCITED AND I CANT TWEET ABOUT IT BECAUSE MY TWITTER HANDLE IS ON MY RESUME
i just... its such a good LOOK. and now i want that bodysuit so BAD https://twitter.com/katbamkapow/status/900846322424717317
do you ever see a girl so beautiful that you need to take a lap oh no this is why i dont look at instagram at work but it snuck up on me on my twitter oh gosh
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this website needs to figure itself out because i just got a wave of notifications from yesterday that i didnt know happened.
update on BossHickey situation - there is definitely a new one today and i'm happy for her?? i guess??
she's in her 50s and has a new boyfriend and thats great but at the same time thinking about the BossHickeySituation makes me uncomfy
my boss's boss has what is DEFINITELY a hickey on her collarbone and when i asked about her weekend she answered "oh it was *very* relaxing" and i dont know how to respond in this situation.
updated version of divines/ships for twilight mirage! feat. spelling of andi's individual ships and correct ship name for ali
I'm sorry if mastadon is just going to become my extra horny twitter account but like
every FatT character with nipple rings is a good headcannon
i want all of these quotes on throwpillows https://docs.google.com/document/d/1l3DYwBFnGzMsgSpPm9olRvc2ZIxMrIFugrW7Ky_NxkQ/edit?usp=sharing
i need maxfun to send me my pins so that i can lower my subscription to them (is this mean? maybe?? i just need those dollars back)
I am so ready to throw all of my money at the fatt patreon. i just canceled a bunch of old subscriptions i never use today so that i can just fling my dollars in their direction ๐ต
New favorite mastodon activity: blocking the random boys who i know nothing about and try to follow me on mastodon.
I think my favorite part about this site is that it looks so much like the twitter client i use for work that noone can tell that im not working while im here