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you know, 'this mf' is technically a gender neutral pronoun

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When you are trying to make everyone seem like they're antisemitic and you milkshake duck yourself. (Language doesn't work that way, there's SO MANY Yiddish and Hebrew loan words, youse guys.)

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my home dir has way too many dot folders

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because truth be told, the 'police state' is not 'incoming' simply because you are suddenly aware of its reach and proximity in your life

it was always there

you were just oblivious to it

you relied on it to keep you safe until you realized it didn't and couldn't and in many instances wouldn't

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radical new idea: SaaS—Software as a Software
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I've decided I'm moving to @keith, if everything goes right you shouldn't even notice anything different

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food, my stupid ass 

spent my whole lunch break giving first aid to a butterfly, still hungry

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Abolish Police
Abolish Prisons
and you've Abolished Slavery

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*uses image descriptions on my selfies just to make fun of myself*

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glad the bbc is finally focusing on the most important impact of the pandemic

Might move to anarchism.space because why not

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Is there a way to make firefox more aggressive on garbage collection ?

Scrabble GO game on facebook consume a lot and quickly fill the 4GB of the machine, Zram mitigated the problem a bit but swapping on a spinning disk isn't stellar and the whole system kinda freeze

So yeah, if you have a tip to make firefox less forgiving u3u

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by 2030, we pledge to find a cure for straight. ir wont be easy, but we sincerely hope that one day, everyone will be gay

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@jk Technically char has an architecture dependent size, but that usually doesn't come up.

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@jk store it in a uint8 and in a few generations of medical advancements we'll be talking about the Y256 problem

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on the one hand, this guy on youtube won't let me store my whole name, but on the other hand i can be over 2 billion years old and pick one of exactly 256 possible genders

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