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Here's a fun new feature of my expensive Google Pixel 2 XL Ad Delivery Device

Except for the whatever data gets uploaded to the Apple cloud. I mean, people assume it's safe in the beautiful walled black turtleneck garden but nobody knows for sure since it's not

As an employee of a struggling rural hospital I couldn't disagree more. I bet you cowards can't navigate your way around the Loon Island loop blindfolded - prove me wrong

RT @netflix@twitter.com

Can’t believe I have to say this, but: PLEASE DO NOT HURT YOURSELVES WITH THIS BIRD BOX CHALLENGE. We don’t know how this started, and we appreciate the love, but Boy and Girl have just one wish for 2019 and it is that you not end up in the hospital due to memes.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/netflix/status/108

Set a can of room temperature beer outside to chill in the 0 degree deep freeze for a few minutes. Dog stole it and left NO TRACE

Aikman: "The Vikings couldn't imagine not winning this game"
... Are you new here, Troy? Have you spent any time around the NFL?

Sugarman or one of his trainer clones wiian early drop

One day my lawn trimming prowess will translate to the Wahl Homecut, unlocking the ability to give my boys good haircuts. Until that day, cuts for days

(raises hand triumphantly)
Open source, join the fediverse, & follow an ethical code of conduct? That's gotta be the answer, right?
(reluctantly clicks link)
Oh, this is about saving Facebook *the business*? Thanks, that's a helpful & totally natural capitalistic conclusion to draw 🙄

Evidently I forgot to enter the coupon code when I checked out

Economists calculate the true value of Facebook to its users in new study

Facebook users required more than $1,000 to deactivate their account for one year.


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Gasp! My favorite part is the part where I don't have to watch it anymore. So... a spelling error on the credits?

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Most importantly, stop putting institutional events on Facebook, stop using it at universities, stop making participation in Facebook mandatory through your institutional, organization, and activist roles. You can be online, and social, and connected without supporting Facebook.

Xavier Rhodes helped off the field for the 38th consecutive game

Download your data. Click the triangle in the top right > Settings. Select Your Information and Download Your Information.
Go to Settings, Your Facebook Information, Delete Your Account and Information. Click the blue Delete Account button. cnn.com/2018/12/21/tech/how-to

LOL, read the room, Facebook. Maybe lay low for a little bit

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