My lunch is 37% tastier because Z made it for me this morning. Sometimes she’s not the worst kid in the world 😜
Trying to psych myself up for work after being off for 3 days. I need a gallon of coffee, at least.
I like to think that Jack comes on over to see what’s going on with the site that’s tanking his stock value and sees 18 pictures of cats alternated with toots that say “boost this to smooch my pooch” and “hornt for Marx” and just slams his head onto his stupid fucking desk.
Smalls & Loader are hard at work this morning
Goooood morning from my ladies!
Hubs is watching some dumb show and the actress who played Mrs Griswold is on it. She should set the doctor who ruined her face ON FIRE. My goodness, just let yourself get some wrinkles, hon. This is awful.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT
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tired: learning japanese because it is a beautiful and useful language
wired: learning japanese to understand the federated timeline
I would move to a mastodon.mefi instance.
tfw i see all my lovely new friends tooting selfies
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