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I’m on a different instance now! Please follow me at @kelliebob for future posts.

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me, age 15: pfft. people said "may you live in interesting times" as a curse? that's stupid. i don't want to live a boring live, i hope these times are SUPER interesting!
me, age 22: put it back Put it back Put It Back PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK

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You can turn off the news and sign off social media for a bit. It's okay.

I’m on a different instance now! Please follow me at @kelliebob for future posts.

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I know y'all mad (rightly so) but please please please do not slack off on using CWs especially for transphobic or homophobic shit. like the fact that folks have been so good at cw-ing drama (until today) has been so beneficial for many folks' mental health. please please don't throw one of the nicest things about this site out in a fit of rage.

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everyone who grew up watching Disney animated Robin Hood is extremely left and/or furry that's just science

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You don't love fall, u love Libra season.
Libra is the queen of Basic Bitches. XO!!!!!!

Bad news, bears: We had to take Grenade’s martini glass off her noggin because she got stuck under the couch. Hubs had to flip the entire couch up so we could extricate the confused dingus. Fucking up her stitches seems less pressing than being trapped under furniture and dying.

Grenade got fixed today so she has a cone of shame. I’m texting Hubs pics of cats in cones with mustaches and I’m laughing so hard everyone else in this pharmacy looks nervous.
BUT HOW GREAT IS THIS??!!

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Lithops, the Living Stone succulent. When it blooms, it looks like a flower cleaving a rock.

A big storm rolled in and I realized the thunder doesn’t make me anxious anymore!
For 35ish years I was terrified of the lights going out when I’m in a strange place but I guess my brain has embraced phone flashlights and let that shit gooooo 😂😂😂

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hey guys! this is an awesome org I work with that's sending ppl to Texas to do direct action vs the child concentration camps. if you can spare anything please donate! gofundme.com/stopchilddetentio

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In this house we don't know how to do ascii memes

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Can we start a movement where at every store, everu fast food place, if they have a "how did we do" type Web page, or a customer suggestions box, we just ask "why do the workers not have chairs?"

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me, standing before the Shark Tank panel: "A bong that's also a fleshlight"

I’m the first person here in our party and the waiter just cruised by to ask, “Do you want any desserts while you’re waiting, ma’am?”

Jesus, bro. How high are you right now?

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