My lunch is 37% tastier because Z made it for me this morning. Sometimes she’s not the worst kid in the world 😜

Trying to psych myself up for work after being off for 3 days. I need a gallon of coffee, at least.

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I like to think that Jack comes on over to see what’s going on with the site that’s tanking his stock value and sees 18 pictures of cats alternated with toots that say “boost this to smooch my pooch” and “hornt for Marx” and just slams his head onto his stupid fucking desk.

I know all are Good Cats but Loader is the sweetest, cuddliest dude I’ve ever met. He’s a Good Boy. 😻

Smalls & Loader are hard at work this morning

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This is my cat Locutus.

He is a Singapura. He has the personality of an Italian greyhound and frequently converts dog-people to dog-and-cat people :coolcat:.

He loves everyone. He would love you. Be like Locutus. Live life on the edge and love everything.

Hubs is watching some dumb show and the actress who played Mrs Griswold is on it. She should set the doctor who ruined her face ON FIRE. My goodness, just let yourself get some wrinkles, hon. This is awful.

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Update: Amelia has found the plush shark.

update: I think I’ve got the hang of magic loop! Thanks for all the help, y’all!

This kitten doesn’t have a fun name yet but it is very anti-bath. “I don’t need one! My head is perfectly clean already, Mom!”

(Getting decent pics of black cats is hard, sorry y’all)

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I told Cornelius von Buttless that coffee will stunt his growth but he won’t listen.

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Did you know that you don't need to use link shorteners (, etc.) on Mastodon? All links, no matter how long, only count for 23 characters against your 500 limit!

(And since link shorteners are bad for user experience and break the web, there's almost no good reason to use 'em! 😄)

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tired: learning japanese because it is a beautiful and useful language

wired: learning japanese to understand the federated timeline

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I enjoyed this longform piece on White Boy Rick, and so am much more interested in the upcoming movie based on his life.

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I would move to a mastodon.mefi instance.

Just sayin'.

We saw tonight and it destroyed me, but in a good way. I’m stunned by what Spike Lee has accomplished with this film. DON’T read about it first, you need to be unspoiled.

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tfw i see all my lovely new friends tooting selfies

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