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@Devils_Rancher it’s absolutely stunning! I’ll keep an eye out for his work (and yours!)

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me, age 15: pfft. people said "may you live in interesting times" as a curse? that's stupid. i don't want to live a boring live, i hope these times are SUPER interesting!
me, age 22: put it back Put it back Put It Back PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK

@Devils_Rancher my T-shirt nerd husband wants to know if this is dye sublimation?

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You can turn off the news and sign off social media for a bit. It's okay.

I’m on a different instance now! Please follow me at @kelliebob for future posts.

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I know y'all mad (rightly so) but please please please do not slack off on using CWs especially for transphobic or homophobic shit. like the fact that folks have been so good at cw-ing drama (until today) has been so beneficial for many folks' mental health. please please don't throw one of the nicest things about this site out in a fit of rage.

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everyone who grew up watching Disney animated Robin Hood is extremely left and/or furry that's just science

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You don't love fall, u love Libra season.
Libra is the queen of Basic Bitches. XO!!!!!!

Bad news, bears: We had to take Grenade’s martini glass off her noggin because she got stuck under the couch. Hubs had to flip the entire couch up so we could extricate the confused dingus. Fucking up her stitches seems less pressing than being trapped under furniture and dying.

Grenade got fixed today so she has a cone of shame. I’m texting Hubs pics of cats in cones with mustaches and I’m laughing so hard everyone else in this pharmacy looks nervous.
BUT HOW GREAT IS THIS??!!

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Lithops, the Living Stone succulent. When it blooms, it looks like a flower cleaving a rock.

@Jewbacchus Huh. I’m gonna be so mad at you if my brain gloms on to that now.

A big storm rolled in and I realized the thunder doesn’t make me anxious anymore!
For 35ish years I was terrified of the lights going out when I’m in a strange place but I guess my brain has embraced phone flashlights and let that shit gooooo 😂😂😂

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