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No one needs to starve. No one needs to freeze. No one needs to die. There is enough for everyone. More empty homes than all the people without them, more food than grocers can even sell. The labor and the materials to end scarcity exist now. It is not a far-off dream. We can end scarcity in this life.

I asked for Hendricks with cucumber. He brought me the whole fucking cuke. I have gin AND an appetizer now!
Once @jenlee & I were on vacation and the bartender muddled like 4 slices of cucumber into my Hendricks like some kind of gross booze cucumber smoothie 🙃

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i do not sincere post very often but just so you all know i deeply care about camping and nature. Today is the anniversary of national parks being created 102 years ago. As a show of my appreciation of them id like to share one of my favorite things the parks have provided

explore.org/livecams/brown-bea

this is a link to a live bear cam in Alaska the stream is very calming and relaxing for me to watch and i hope some of you tune in to watch the bears fishing and having a chill one.

I’m right at that point where drinking lore feels like the BEST idea so it’s a good thing we’re home and going to bed.
Stupid hateful “maturity” and “responsibility” 🙄

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@kelliebob At this point, Steve Perry would probably take $100 and the promise of free food at the open mic night at Chili's.

And we’re done. The band was too loud for Hub’s bad ear, which is for the best. I was starting to enjoy the Apple farts but I have to work tomorrow morning.

This crowd went apeshit when the band started “Lukenbach, Texas”.

I don’t hate it, honestly.

This tastes like a jolly rancher farted in my mouth.

They offered me the apple vodka & lacroix I AM WEAK, ok? I want to make friends!
PEER PRESSURE.

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RIP John McClane. I'll never forget what you did for those Nakatomi Tower hostages. Our loss is Heaven's gain

Update: the Green Apple Smirnoff is being mixed with kiwi LaCoix.
So that is right the fuck out.

No, Hubs. I did not put a raffle ticket in for the AR-15.
(Which was donated by the guy who invited us and we’re sitting with. I love and hate small town Texas in equal measures)

AUUUGH the guy who invited us just said “who cares if he fucked that porn star? He wasn’t president yet!”

THIS IS NOT MY CROWD I NEED AN EXTRACTION STAT

If you’re wondering how white this crowd is the bidding on a guitar signed my members of Journey is over $2400 dollars.

Y’all, you could fuck Steve Perry for half that.

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The lady at the end of my table has Green Apple Smirnoff & LaCroix. I don’t think I want to be drunk that badly 🤢

Tonight’s event is a fundraiser for veterans? Republicans? America? I don’t actually know, but it’s super patriotic and every republican official in the county is here. I’m the quietest little queer socialist you’ll ever see 🙄

The problem with being a semi-pro lush married to a total square is that neglected to tell me this event is byob. Everyone else has bottles of booze on their table and I’m stuck drinking garbage wine from the bar. I need to spot the gin drinkers in the room and make new friends.

selfie, cleavage, an absurd amount of self-confidence 

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heya pals, I would love to hit 200 followers on my art instagram, so I’m doing a follow train! my insta is instagram.com/bloodorangecraft - reply with yours and let’s support each other 💖

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