DitF #16 

開場讀白指嘅魔女就係你?

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舊公司故事。

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有人帶隻貴婦黎睇醫生,佢話為咗想幫隻狗扮靚就同佢紮孖辮,但唔知點解佢用橡筋紮孖辮會紮落對耳仔度!仲已經紮咗幾日!

隻狗黎到,對耳仔已經硬晒,我哋一剷毛睇真D,見到對耳仔已經流膿同埋變黑晒,即係D 組織已經壞死咗!

我哋話要切耳,否則對耳仔會腐爛吽到有烏蠅虫,同埋D 毒素會入血變成敗血症,個主人唔信! 話佢用咗神仙水幾日覺得已經有好轉!又問可唔可以淨係食藥!

成段對話都係電話講的,因為主人唔得閒黎,搵佢爸帶狗黎,我同佢傾完電話之後,佢即刻打比佢爸,佢爸當時仲喺診症房,佢隔住電話好大聲講[X!佢哋話要切喎],佢爸話 [係呀,剷咗毛見到耳仔黑晒呀],佢再好大聲講 [咩話?剷咗毛?點解會剷咗毛架?]

到最後佢哋約咗第二日做手術,但後來又轉咗去第二間睇。我哋唔介意佢睇多幾個醫生,我哋最怕嘅係當第二個醫生都叫佢切耳嘅時候,佢會唔會選擇 P 隻狗,又或者直接掉佢出街?隻狗女 8 個月大咋,佢仲話要用佢黎生仔...

後記:主人最終帶狗狗返黎診所做手術,每邊耳得返半個耳殼,生返晒毛之後好得意 😍 同埋主人之後有咩唔識都打返診所問,無再自把自為做低能嘢。

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父親因買錯黃子華飛被毆打

天水圍昨晨發生家庭慘劇,一名以類似鈍器的物體毆打父親的的少年(15歲)。由於母親看到兒子的暴行而馬上加以阻止,父親只受了輕傷。
根據調查,少年和父親(42歲)約好,要父親替他購買黃子華 棟篤笑 2018門票。不過從早上就去排隊的父親,卻買回了黃洋達"棟篤·笑死朕2018:KongPig超",這讓少年相當惱火。在吃早飯時,少年拿起放在餐桌上的水果刀旁邊的法式麵包(長30厘米),不斷毆打父親。

柳生降攻孔明加防,用臉接寶具😛

妖,一場廿七萬尋晚我爆果黎做咩!?

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B.c.N.y.(@BcNyART)さんがツイートしました: This was an illustration I did as a gift for Maaya Sakamoto who had a concert in Taiwan last week.
As this work for my gratitude to Maaya Sakamoto.
t.co/pPqajLgyRZ twitter.com/BcNyART/status/977

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