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if you lie, you won't get cool points 

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videos of monkeys stealing shit also fucking rule. when i was 3 years old i went to the zoo and i was eating biscuits and a monkey stole my biscuit and i was so upset i remember it to this day. but now i understand that that monkey proved himself worthy of that biscuit because he defeated me in the free marketplace of ideas. that's just what it means to grow as a human being

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every single video i see of a hunter or a fisherperson getting wrecked makes me so happy... every time i see a tuna kick some dudes ass im like dude, you had every advantage. that tuna won fair and square

i kinda want a 2004 mustang gt tbh, but it aint my dream car.

I haven’t found a single furry in my school but me, just weebs

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Earth = jord
Bruka = use, cultivate
Jordbrukare = farmer
Gubbe = guy
Jordgubbe = strawberry

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i can thank the lord they don't see me using mastodon

and no, i don't mean in the traditional sense, i mean legit everywhere i move, they move as well and it's destracting me and creeping me the fuck out

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