wait. if im asleep. and you're asleep. then who's in the machine?!

compliment your lawyer by saying you thought they were worthy of your case.

the speed at which my slideshow wallpaper shifts from raphael's the school of athens to filthy frank vavourwave makes me believe it has been overhearing my conversations.

can't have an epicycloid without the epic.

your lymphatic system is not working? have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?

the highest and most profound kind of happiness can only be found amidst canned beans.

sorry noob philosophers but you can't gatekeep the wold spirit.

recursively self optomize your neural framework.

do you ever feel like yourself...but in b minor?

clicker train yourself to do the goddamn dishes.

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