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Neat Cat Facts:

All cats instinctively despise capitalism from birth, and will generally resist it to the death.

@Gargron

eugen how do i fix this

I added a wasabi media server which fixed the actual lag on the server, and the server CPU is no longer maxed out, but it's so backed up it can't catch up at all

posting from my masto.social account cuz if i post from my instance you won't see it for a million years since it's so backlogged

[[[IT'S BACK ONLINE]]]

still a massive backlog but it SHOULD??? catch up now

if it doesn't then i'll be doing a full upgrade to the next server tier which will take a considerably longer period of downtime

hey y'all if anyones following this old account of mine -- i had to shut down jorts dot horse temporarily while this file transfer goes through, it was completely unuseable with the lag

sorry!!! will be back online once we're connected to wasabi!!!! i'll let you know!!!

ME, RUNNING INTO OLIVE GARDEN WITH A SWORD: olive en garden!!!

Brb banning all Dutch people from posting on my personal instance fuck.clogs

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toot me to church
i'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll toot you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
please toot me that deathless death
eugen, let me give you my life

Neat Cat Facts:

All cats instinctively despise capitalism from birth, and will generally resist it to the death.

if anyone posts about b*tcoin on here i'm blocking you

anyone who grooms their following:follower ratio on mastodon is a cop

Boost this if you can't wait for John McCain to die

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