FB post from Felix Felicis: I am the very model of a modern queer millennial
Maligned by baby boomers and my brother’s a centennial
My lip is pierced, my skin tattooed, my hair cut’s asymmetrical,
I’ve never changed a tire but I’m a whiz at things electrical
I can list the industries I’ve killed in order alphabetical
I’m rather fond of Marx but only in the theoretical
My gender is a mystery, and libido’s bidirectional
Annnnnd fuck your feminism if it isn’t intersectional

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(And fuck your feminism if it isn’t intersectional)
(And fuck your feminism if it isn’t intersectional)
(And fuck your feminism if it isn’t intersection-section-al)

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@ajroach42 OMG Colbert is three layers deeper in Tolkien nerdery than I realized. ❤

@kirstenschultz Thanks for making a caption.

In case you don't know, @OCRbot is a thing, thanks to @lynnesbian, and it's good for easily captioning things.

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@KARiley40 I wish I could say it's mine, but I'm just that FB to mastodon messenger.

It's been stuck in my head all morning!

@kirstenschultz

okay but I want is as a matter of public record that I *could* change a tire, but that I'd perfer not to.

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