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I honestly don't care if it looks like I'm unfriendly or not with the times, I use "proper" capitalization and punctuation because when I was being moody circa 2003 I would go to zero on both as a clear sign that I was upset. That stylistic choice doesn't just fade away with time. It haunts a person.

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and : a refugee of the impending Tumblr user apocalypse, I'm all about a bunch of fandoms: , , /#MCU, , , and dozens of incidental smaller ones. I'm also big on , , , and laughing at memes. (I may need reminders about using camel case on hashtags because I'm used to Tumblr/Twitter but looking forward to yelling with fellow fans.)

getting sick? 

Yanno those "who's one person, living or dead, you'd love to have dinner with?" philosophical questions?

I've finally decided on my first candidate: Eric "George Orwell" Blair, so I can yell at him about that's not how language works w/r/t 1984.

How many smutfics are there with Desire of the Endless send update

Image reposted from @ingersollgender@twitter.com (twitter.com/IngersollGender/st):

1. YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR GENDER ON YOUR WASHINGTON STATE ID TO "X" AS OF NOVEMBER 13
2. CHANGING YOUR GENDER ON YOUR STATE ID IS NOW FREE, NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE CHANGING IT TO
3. YOU DON'T NEED DOCUMENTS FROM YOUR HEALTHCARE PROVIDER ANYMORE EITHER
4. FUUUUUCK YEEEAAAHHH :transgender: πŸŽ† πŸŽ‰ 🎊

Do you ever look at Lego bricks and you're like "Now kiss" as you mash them together?

Me, on the highway, watching people merge without looking, like yahoos do: "Vibe check!"

Saw a discussion today that asserted muffins are socially acceptable breakfast cakes and given that muffins have been my aesthetic for years, I say yes.

Some neighborhood dicktwizzler has a car alarm that sounds almost like an emergency vehicle siren and it's been going off for like ten minutes straight. After midnight. It's giving me a headache.

pretty wild that particles crashing about in a vacuum for billions of years would ultimately lead to this post

"Well, this paper doesn't ghost."

DUDE. I am looking at some of that paper and it is goddamn ghosting: I can clearly see the writing on the other side of the page and even read some of the words. What definition of the term are you operating under????

...oh, right, this is really reminiscent of the gatekeeping nonsense back when I got into anime fandom and people online sneered at me for not having seen hundreds of shows and films.

The fact that giraffe vocalizations are BELOW the range of human hearing mostly just has me envisioning an anthro giraffe fronting a death metal band tbh

Pet peeve that's been bugging me a lot lately: people assume that I am ignorant of so much instead of asking. I know a few things! Sometimes I fall into a new interest and I do an incredible amount of research in a short time!

...and if I don't know a thing, I will almost always ask in order to relieve my ignorance!

E-friend: "I'm going on vacation in Europe so I won't be able to look at my phone very often..."

Me: "But how will I provide you with Quality Meme Content?"*

*a conversation taking place only in my mind

there're plenty maw fish in the sea.

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but, like, they like it there.

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it's where they live. 🀷

I sent a video of bread dough rising to several friends above an excerpt from a fic with a necromancer screaming as he brings dead soldiers back to life because... well, because.

RISE! RIIIIIIIISE!

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