Every modern news story: No meaningful statistics until you endure some tragic personal anecdote

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The interior temperature dropped by one degree, so I’m breaking out all the blankets.

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Due to supply chain issues, I am currently out of fucks to give.

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:emergency: ACHTUNG!!! :emergency: 

Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch das blinkenlights!!!

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Ume is extremely bothered and this other cat is just vibing

The worst part about viewing a PDF on dropbox.com is for a split second they show you just the desired PDF, and then they load a great wad of UI on top of it.

Are you sure you’re sufficiently dedicated to succeed in this competitive gambling simulator for children?

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"To prove you aren't a robot, perform this tedious repetitive task without questioning or complaining."

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Medium blog post with info I might need
"Read the rest of this story with a free account."

No, go fuck yourself, Medium

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germans: that thing does this so we call it this doer
everyone else: NO WAIT you gotta be more v a g u e

Oh, my little onion bunion, my darling trollop polyp

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A little of Column A and a little of Column B.

Column A: normal stuff
Column B: whoa yikes uh oh

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